 Ready to have a great weekend finding another victim to the DONG |  Me and my bro noticed her looking at our COCKS |  So we asked her if she knew how to swing some WOOD |
 She wanted to know what was up with our meat packs |  We offered our help but she was more interested in our SCHLONG |  All we told her was that we were two white guys with two HOOOOGE cocks |
 She came across two DONGER BROTHERS waiting for someone to handle our SCHLONGS |